Everyone's favorite stumblebum Republican Presidential candidate, John McMalaprop, will meet with Governor PBJ later today. The rumors are a-flyin' that Walnuts plans to pick a running mate this week but color me skeptical: Bob Novak was the source of the story. Besides, I think that all Walnuts wants is a bit of pub and meeting with PBJ whilst the Veep rumor mill is a-grindin' will give him that. It's pitiful really. Just call him Mister/Senator Pitiful:
And the beat goes on. Hmm, Sonny Bono was a Republican. Is there a connection? Probably not. Back to the meeting: rumor has it that Grandpa Walnuts plans to diaper and powder Baby PBJ afterwards or is that vice versa? Or is that Vitty's plan? Only the Shadow knows and he's a fictional character...

who knows what evil lurkes in the hearts of men?
PBJ for Veep still seems too funny to be true to me. I think they're just
screwing with people.