THE RETURN OF THE PAULTARDS

Life can be good sometimes. I didn't expect to have the Paultards to kick around again but they're the gift that keeps on giving. First, some Paultards were trying to establish a community a Paulville or Paultardania or Paultardland or something. That's right, folks, a libertarian subdivision in Texas. Sheesh. I wonder if they planned to have communtiy songfests, a shooting range and nudist volleyball? I see Paulville as a tax free, guvmint free zone, dagnabit. Alas, the effort collapsed and the Paultards will just have to live amongst the common folk like Hillary-n-Bill. Is it too early for a shot and a beer? Probably.

Then yesterday, I learned that there's something called Miss Ron Paul.com. Paultards can visit the site and pick the Miss Ron Paul of the month. That's right, it's Paultard soft porn. Ewww. I'm not sure what L  Ron Hubbard Paul thinks of all this but his followers are looking more and more like LaRouchites or Scientologists. These folks are spooky, y'all. 

In other quasi-crypto-pseudo Paultard news: former Congressman Bob Barr (Winger-Georgia) has announced that he's running for the Libertarian nomination for President. Ron Paul was once the Libertarian candidate and many a Paultard will vote Libertarian. Barr has recreated himself as a libertarian conservative but was a major culture warrior in the 1990's. The mere thought of Bill Clinton used to drive Barr to apoplexy but he's been bashing Beavis of late. Will the Paultards morph into Barristas? Only the Shadow knows and he ain't talkin'...

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