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SIMPLE C RAY SAYS: "WE MOURN OUR FUNERALS"

posted Thursday, 3 August 2006

There are times as a satirist that I'm glad C Ray was re-elected but then I awaken to the nightmare that is his second term and say: "Holy crap, he's still Mayor." C Ray has two talents: everything he touches turns to shit AND he has a gift for malaprops. It's what happens when you wing it. Simple C Ray really did say "We mourn our funerals." I saw it on WWL at Ten O'Clock. Perhaps it's video proximity to WWL anchortwit Lucy (ESL) Bustamante. The early online edition of the Picayune, of course, has cleaned up Mayor Baldy's syntax: "
Nagin called the anniversary “a memorial event celebrating that we survived one year after Katrina.” He added: “This is New Orleans. We mourn at funerals and at the end of the funeral, we have a second line.”

Now that I've fried C Ray and the TP, it's time to celebrate the context of the comments: C Ray is belatedly scaling back the obscene festivities that were to be part of the official Katrina Kommemoration. Adios, fireworks. Arrivederci, comedy night. (It's a pity, however, that Professor Morris won't be unveiling his take my hurricane, please act. My inner Shecky is prostate with grief <kaboom>) I think the NOLA bloggers should give ourselves a virtual pat on the back for helping to start the buzz that forced our idiot mayor to reconsider. Yay, us. Go team blogger...

C Ray's new flack,
Ceeon Quiett, did what the Nagin administration always does: blame everyone else on the planet for this PR disaster. I seems as if Emeril Lagasse, Wynton Marsalis and Harrah's are to blame for everything. It must be true because C Ray doesn't steal so he wouldn't lie, he said in a voice dripping with sarcasm.

Hey, at least C Ray's new flack has a silly name. I'm an aficionado of all things silly and I enjoy a silly name. Okay it's time for me to Quiett down now...

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1. bayoustjohndavid left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 7:38 am :: http://bayoustjohndavid.blogspot.com

It's a typical Nagin denial: it wasn't a bad idea, just misrepresented, but it never was the plan anyway--Nagin can't imagine why anybody thought it was. The plan, that never was the plan (even though it would have been a good plan), was somebody else's plan that Nagin was just going along with.


2. jeffrey left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 9:23 am :: http://librarychronicles.blogspot.com/

Speaking of local blogger buzz. A few nights ago WWL led into a report on Fubar Fest 2 by having Angela Hill state that "some" were critical of the first event's poor organization. Congratulations, you've officially grduated to "some" status.

Also.. I never really objected to the Katrina anniversary events having a celebratory element to them. But what the city originally proposed was absurd in its tastelessness. The silent auctions and comedy shows clearly were not designed to engage the public in a meaningful commemoration. The fireworks might have been okay in a different context. But why was this allowed to become little more than a promotional gimmick for Harrah's? The only thing less appropriate opening a used car lot next door to Aushwitz.


3. dangerblond left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 11:24 am

Heh Heh. A spokeswoman named Quiett. "Don't. Speak."


4. Ray left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 3:11 pm :: http://rayinneworleans.moronosphere.com

"Ceeon Quiett" is a cypher for "C. on mute".

Baby got a bad bad mayor.


5. kevin g left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 7:21 pm

Thanks for posting this, so that we can gain prospective of what's going on in Nola.


6. jb54 left...
Thursday, 3 August 2006 7:48 pm :: http://thanks-katrina.blogspot.com

It's incredible the amount of denial that pours out of Ray Ray. I'd love to second line his ass all the way to texas.


7. adrastos left...
Friday, 4 August 2006 12:04 am

Great comments, y'all; especially Ray's anagram.

Jeffrey: Glad to be part of the amorphous "some."


8. Valsavo left...
Monday, 7 August 2006 11:56 am

Surreal is really, really an overused description of what life is like in the new New Orleans, add, lead by C-Ray. Yet, the faCt of this taxing reality has not diminished. To the Contrary. The Continuum of bizarre events, of our aCCompanying emotions, and of the Continual search for appropriate, sanity preserving, responses, is, my, oh my, a Challenge. Our landsCape is different, and our insCape can no longer rely on previously learned coping skills. They just don't fit. This is a reCipe for mass Craziness. That's C for crazy, that is, without proper intervention.

What a C-saw, beyond any but small remnants of normal life. I wouldn't hazzard a guess of exaCtly where we fall on the list of Bizarre Lands of the World, and please, don't enlighten me. (I like my primitive defenses, especially denial.) We get ALL those EXTRA points for the mere Contrast between our city a short THEN ago, as Compared to now. It's not like we got to watch a "how to" movie, or go to a class on dealing with Catastrophe while flying by the seat of your pants, and, while your Mayor is C U Layta Ray.

It's really best to e a s e into a state of surreal landsCape psyChosis. We, however, were Cast into this hellish Chaos without a praCtiCe run. "Bummer" has taken on the burden of a whole new meaning.

I have been cogitating on WHAT Can have gone so far amiss with C-Ray, Foti, and all-them? Could it be politiCians have a speCial vulnerability to the bad Hazmat Syndrome? (Don't google it, I just made that up, the word, not the Condition.) If a pol was in the bowl that week, and huffing the hazmat for longer than a day, Could there have been Critical Cognitive Changes on a moleCular level? I think, perChanCe, yes. Witness, a Critical mass mutiny of brain cells.

C-Ray got the bad Hazmat Syndrome, ya'll. We must faCe faCts. We are living with a "leadership" largely of pols whose brain cells are funCtionally the same as if the whole bunCh of them had the largest week-long glue sniffing party in history. Well, don't shoot the messenger; didaCtiC information helps to Clear the mind of the fog of the surreal.

And, adrastos provides us with a medium of catharsis through which we might communally exorCise the C-demons. When I get to experience the resonance of "I'd love to seCond line his ass all the way to texas" or feel validated by hearing someone desCribe (should be) Quiett as C-Ray's new flaCk with a funny, ironiCally stupid, name, or the pure and sweet simpliCity of "Baby got a bad bad mayor," I feel, well, better. ("Baby, got a bad bad mayor" should be a song on the top ten. Someone get a pen, please.)

Yes, this is all music to my ears. Your Comments inspire a flash of the old serendipitous heart through the simple Congruency of experieCe.

C-ya 'round.