Or is that questionable? Anyway, I'm moderating the final panel of the day at RT III at 2-fracking-45 PM. It's a challenge to be last but I'm hoping we're up to it and that the PM doesn't stand for post mortem. I've been slammed this week at work (the boss is a creep) so I'm asking my readers gentle and gentile alike if you have any questions you'd like to ask the politics panel; we're covering the proverbial waterfront except for Pakistani politics. Musharraf is on his own now that he and President Beavis aren't going steady any more. But if anyone wants to discuss the British Tory party's leader, David Cameron's hair, I'm your man. He changes his part more often than some people change their underwear...
The panelists are Schroeder of People Get Ready; Greg Peters of Suspect Device; Gordon Russell of the Times-Picayune; Ethan Brown, blogger and the author of Snitch and last but NEVER least Kim (Dangerblond) Marshall, blogger and political hack. (hackette? hackess?) Yes, I've stacked the panel with some cronies but they're funny so it's cronyism at its finest. Of course, Peters is a malaka but a tolerable one and since Homan may miss the conference we needed a major malaka around. Hmm, I wonder if Greg will be Homan's surrogate if Lord David wants to arm wrestle?
So, questions, pretty please with sugar on it. I'm begging you, it may be undignified but I've never claimed to be dignified. I'm considering doing a McLaughlin Group style lightning round; the mere though of which scares the crap out of me. For example: Helena Moreno, the next Nancy Pelosi or the next Lucy Bustamante?
Now that I've begged for questions, it's time to post a classic song by Graham Parker and the Rumour that tends to undermine the whole damn post. Pay attention to me, not GP:
This is going to be a rowdy session regardless of the questions... although
I suggest you stick to exchanging shortcake recipes.
You're no help, dude. I may sic Muffin on you.
Okay Question 1: (To Dangerblond and Schroeder) Can the two of you please
sit a little closer together?
Okay that wasn't funny at all. I'm sorry.
Dangerblond has more fun in the open. I have a red cape.
I think a theme I might pursue is the fact that nobody running in the 2nd CD sounds like they're running for Congress. That's sure to piss off people in every camp. Helena Moreno isn't alone in that department -- she's just less schooled in the tactic of lying.
Alas, due to prior commitments (i.e. living 4,000 miles from town), I am
once again unable to attend this year. Apparently the Rising Tide lifts all
boats *except* outrigger canoes.
Thanks, Kama. I called Peters a malaka because a small part of my life is
devoted to baiting him.
Well, what do you know? The indefatigable Chris Rose is a mere day or so
behind me, with regard to Question #2 above.