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PULP FICTION THURSDAY: JOLLY JOKERS

posted Thursday, 7 August 2008

The pulp covers, uh, covered this week are NOT fiction but books chock-full-o-jokey-n-pulpy-zaniness. I was inspired to go in this direction by Senator Walnuts making like Henny (Take My Wife, Please) Youngman at the big ass biker rally. It made me wonder if his lowbrow Fifties-style sense of humor was inspired by these fine publications: 

 

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Dig those crazy (or is that crazed?) eyes on the guys in the first image. It's pulpilicious, I tell ya...

The next two books may have been read by McCain's handlers as they've made a lot of mistakes and have run a campaign that not only insults Barack Obama but the voter's intelligence as well. 

 

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And, no, the word boner has nothing to do with a man's naughty bits responding to the Miss Buffalo Chip contest and is nothing like Andrew's "culinary boner" on Top Chef. As Senator Walnuts would surely know, it's retro-slang for a mistake and the old gaffer knows a lot about those. Btw, I remember having the Louis Safian insult book when I was a kid. I considered it the height of wit, which could explain my Rickles side; just call me Mr. Warmth, Juneya or Shecky Warmth if you prefer...

Finally, how could I write a post with Joker in the title and not post this: 

 

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1. rickngentilly left...
Thursday, 7 August 2008 2:00 am

I hope this feature morphs into a history of the good old Tijuana bibles.

Being of the same age that was some dirty fun from my youth.

So glad we didn't have internet porn back than.

It was so much more fun to find it in on the sly.


2. Howie Luvzus left...
Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:37 am :: http://howieluvzus.com/

It's a shame I'm too young to know what Rick is talking about!

Funny how those evangelicals I know that pine for the good old days before things got bad never mention stuff like this! Of course I usually remind them of desegregation and the misogyny of the 50s and they don't seem to think that's a big deal.


3. rickngentilly left...
Thursday, 7 August 2008 8:50 pm

howie, they weren't really bibles but mainstream comics bootlegged with a porn slant.

a really cool gateway porn for a kid back in the 60's before discovering your old mans playboy stash and nudie playing cards


4. rickngentilly left...
Thursday, 7 August 2008 9:17 pm

of course the more i think about it you probably knew that.


5. adrastos left...
Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:14 pm

Of course, Howie knows, Rick. He's a Baptist, they know from repression; even the nice ones... <ducking>


6. Bruce King left...
Friday, 8 August 2008 7:22 am

I'm with Rick. Please make this a regular thing. As to the Tijuana Bibles -- I possess, somewhere, a hardback collection, and right humorous they are too.

And Howie's right -- lots of interesting stuff hapened before 1960 Though it's Adrastos who's the real historian here...


7. Mark Folse left...
Saturday, 9 August 2008 9:30 am :: http://toulousestreet.wordpress.com

Damn, I once owned that insult book. I think I ordered from the school book order catalog a very, very long time ago.