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MORMON PICKUP LINES
posted Thursday, 5 March 2009
Speaking of red state malakas, here are some gawky Mormon boys and their pickup lines via Andrew Sullivan:
They were a bit lackluster in my opinion. How about: "Hey, baby, wanna be my own personal latter day saint?" or "Hey baby, wanna come to my place see my collection of etchings from the Book of Mormon?" I personally think that a "hey baby" is imperative in any cheesy pickup line. I wanted to incorporate the angel Moronic Moroni into one but it didn't scan...
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