...if I saw a riding mower coming right at me. Yeah, I know, that was a cheap tag line for an earworm post but I work for free, folks. I've been listening to the Jayhawks a lot at work this week, tuneful rock and roll is great for drowning out the bad street musicians playing scales on their horns at the Square. I think they think it's free jazz or something. It's enough to make Ornette Coleman weep as well as run away: