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CAPTION CONTEST: PRESIDENT BEAVIS EDITION
Thanks to former lapdog turned unlikely attack dog, Scott McClellan, President Beavis is back on the front page. This morning's Picayune had a story focusing on the Hurricane Katrina angle in McClellan's book. LINK.
There was also a picture of the chimp in chief acting like a dumbass frat boy at the Air Force Academy graduation, which means it's time for another caption contest. The contest will be open until 12:01 AM on Monday June 2. Have at it, y'all:
AP PHOTO BY DAVID ZALUBOSKI.
The President nobly attemts to accommodate the cadet's in explicable need
to nurse.
Oh Baby! Do it too me more, more, more!
Lift me up on the cross son. McCain's not Jesus, I am!
"Since I hadda give up golf, here's a little sumthin-sumthin for the
grieving parents out there."
"Nope, you're not getting by me, Plebe." Demonstrating his personal
commitment to the war effort and to maintaining a high troop presence,
President Bush physically prevents a soldier from leaving after his sixth
tour in Iraq.
Someone needs to tell Dubya the President's Physical Fitness Test does NOT
require actual participation from the President himself...
Do the Humpty Hump, c'mon, do the Humpty Hump!
Oh, yeah, that's our prez...gettin' the hang of slam dancing nearlt thirty
years too late...
It's Air Force Keep-Away! Keep Dubya from returning to the White House,
and you graduate with top honors!
Hey, A, Anderson Cooper just stole your caption contest!
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/05/29/beat-360-52908/
Cooper is a major malaka; the J Danforth Quayle of tevee news.
"No, son, I have to face the other way for the reach-around." (Cadet tries
to give the president what he knows he's going to get in return for his
service to the county.)
I can haz Presidential wedgie?
President Bush and Theodore Shiveley, a US Air Force graduate from Plano,
Texas, bump chests at a graduation ceremony in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Here's a little something I learned in the Texas Air National Guard... or
was it some bar in Alabama? Oh really what's the difference?
WMD descending in your spider hole! Hooooyaaaaa!
The Preznit revels in that old feeling he once had when his conjoined twin
was still attached...
This lambada thingy you kids are doin' these days - it feels pretty
goooood!
Probably too late, but here goes: